Vol. I · No. 1

The Stack Report

A periodical for the patient buyer of bitcoin.

§ Preset · A modest stack, plainly

$50 a month, five years

Five years is not a long time in markets. It is also long enough that the median Bitcoin holder reading this has owned coin for less. This run deploys $50 a month — about a movie ticket and a coffee — across the trailing sixty months. The amount is on the low end of plausibility; the cadence is on the low end of friction. The output is what happens when a small commitment runs uninterrupted through one halving cycle and the first months of the next.

$50 monthly · from 2021-09-03 to 2026-09-03

The Stack Report

What if you'd actually
stacked sats?

A historical dollar-cost-average backtester for Bitcoin. Pick an amount, a cadence, a starting date. The numbers don't lie.


Portfolio value, today

$5,736

$2,686 (+88.1%)vs. $3,050 invested

Fig. 01 — Value vs. Cost Basis

ValueInvested

Total invested

$3,050

Buys executed

61

BTC accumulated

₿ 0.071468

Avg. cost basis

$42,677/BTC

Your worst day on paper

44.2%

$7,846 $4,381

The story

On 3 Jul 2026, you were down 44% on paper. It hasn't fully come back.

If you'd lump-summed at the start

$4,894

+$1,844

Verdict

DCA won. Patience paid.

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