Vol. I · No. 1

The Stack Report

A periodical for the patient buyer of bitcoin.

§ The Index

Preset backtests.

Each entry below is a real question — the kind a reader actually types into a search bar. We run it on real historical prices, set the result in editorial type, and leave the chart to speak for itself. No commentary about what you should do next.

  1. From the March 2020 capitulation

    $100 a week since the COVID low

    $100 weekly · 12 Mar 202029 May 2026

  2. A modest stack, plainly

    $50 a month, five years

    $50 monthly · 29 May 202129 May 2026

  3. Two ways to deploy the same dollars

    DCA vs. lump-sum: January 2017

    $50 weekly · 1 Jan 201729 May 2026

  4. Six years through one cycle

    DCA from the 2020 halving

    $50 weekly · 11 May 202029 May 2026

  5. The new cycle so far

    DCA from the 2024 halving

    $50 weekly · 19 Apr 202429 May 2026

  6. Buying through the bear

    $100 a week from the cycle top

    $100 weekly · 10 Nov 202129 May 2026

  7. Buying when nobody was

    DCA from the FTX bottom

    $100 weekly · 21 Nov 202229 May 2026

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